Monday (10/7/13) Daytime Ratings

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ICE Starlet Aimee Bessada and her band Hunter Valentine rocks Dallas on The Noon Show's new spin-off concert series. (Paramount Television)

This is the 21st day of the 2013-14 Television season on Monday October 7, 2013.

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Thanks to the concert series show and a OC reunion on The Noon Show, Mondays have become a hot day for ICE in daytime running the table.

ROD was almost close behind as they had a great day from top to bottom but still have major holes to fix to start this week.

With some major help from baseball SBC improved a bit as their late afternoon shows got a boost. Tomorrow will be a huge day for SBC Daytime as Rosie O'Donnell welcomes in ICE stars for the first time and her show needs to crack a big number in order to survive another week on the schedule.

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Ashley Greene (CEO): I'm pleased with our daytime numbers ever since we made the change as it has helped us in primetime. SBC's numbers are fucking embarrassing.

Carrie Underwood (Variety Coordinator): I will beat Rosie and Arielle tomorrow bitches! Fuck those ICE hoes trying to get ratings for Rosie.

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Jennifer Aniston (CEO): Alyson Stoner is no longer with us as of Today Alyson was terminated from SBC but we at SBC wish Ms. Stoner luck on the rest of her acting career.
Dylan Sprouse: I will miss working with Ms. Stoner.
Ashley Tisdale: You was just a floater here at SBC i never saw you in any projects until your recently one that failed your dancing variety show.
Zendaya Coleman: I Guess The Viewers want to watch me dance than you.
Courtney Cox (President): Alyson you been with us since 2009 then left in 2010 and then came back in 2012 but left again in 2013 so i wish you the best of luck in your acting/dancing career.
Rosie O'Donnell: Carrie Underwood shut the fuck up you downgrade yourself to a ROD Stipper down from the Elite SBC Girls so don't be jealous of me BITCH!

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Ashley Greene (CEO): We have expressed interest in grabbing Alyson Stoner, I want her to stay away from those ICE whores at all costs.

Amelia Heinle (Daytime President): Jennifer Aniston fails at her job real hard right out of the gate.

Miley Cyrus: Wow Ashley do you got a bug up your ass? Calling Alyson a floater and shit when I haven't heard you do shit since you've been back with SBC you dumb tramp.

Sara Sampaio: Zendaya shut the fuck up, more people are watching my variety show than yours.

Carrie Underwood (Variety Coordinator): I didn't downgrade I upgraded, if I had a talk show on SBC I would've failed because SBC is a failure in daytime. I'm not jealous I just think you sold out having those ICE hoes on your talk show this week, I hope your ratings don't improve either you fat bitch. What's next you will have Maia Mitchell on there?

Kelly Clarkson: Rosie is a ratings whore, she is desperate enough to have that Australian bitch Maia Mitchell on her show watch.

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Rosie O'Donnell: I will love having Maia be a guest on my show since I was a guest star on her show "The Fosters" in real-life so Kelly shut the fuck up you dirty stripper.
Alyson Stoner: SBC YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS AS I PLAN ON SETTING FIRE TO JETHRO & MACKENZIE'S HOUSE AND HOPE MACKENZIE DIES IN THE FLAMES CAUSE THAT BITCH NEEDS A CHILL PILL!!!! [ALYSON'S FINAL WORD BEFORE SHE WAS TERMINATED FROM SBC]
Jennifer Aniston [CEO]: HEY!!! Alyson that is why you was terminated from SBC because you too mean you belong with those mean ICE WHORES!!!
Faith Ford (Main SBC Official]: Me and some my guards will be guarding Jethro & Mackenzie's House so Alyson won't burn it down.
Ashley Tisdale: Hey Shut up I am not a floater i am currently working on a project right now.

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Ashley Greene (CEO): Alyson should've seen this coming once Jennifer Aniston was hired as CEO because she was pulling shit off like this when she was with Jennifer Love Hewitt at TCC. Sneaky bitch right there!

Carrie Underwood (Variety Coordinator): You are probably going to suck on her titties too.

Kelly Clarkson: Rosie you're a lesbian right? I think you're attracted to Maia and you want to do dirty things to her that's why you want her on your show gay bitch!

Sara Sampaio: That's old school Alyson right there I hope she is able to come to ROD with that same attitude and get her revenge on Jethro & Mackenzie and Allison Shields. Alyson Stoner should've been the #1 actor in NITRO not Allison.

Eric Balfour (Head ROD Official): Officer Ford I will make sure Alyson doesn't go back to Paris to burn that house down.

Miley Cyrus: You called yourself a floater because you are a floater Ashley and you know it. Ashley didn't you do a porn series and it failed?

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Mackenzie Grantham: HEY!!! My Husband is in rehab getting cured so i am in charge of the House.
Leo Howard: I am in a HIT Show "Step By Step" yeah finally.
Sabrina Carpenter: Since Jethro is in Rehab unable to return to Cory & Shawn i decided to leave the show and go to Topanga so this will be my last Wednesday Episode on Cory & Shawn then I will guest star on This Friday's Episode "Topanga" then after that i will be a regular cast member on "Topanga"
Rowan Blanchard: Actually Ashley Tisdale is currently working on SBC's Drama "Growing Pains" so she is not a floater.
Lisa Grantham: I am currently working on another project since The Irma Martinez Show failed.
Ashley Tisdale: Oh Yeah i forgot i am working on this season's Growing Pains.

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BIGGEST PREMIERE: The return of Uniworks is the highlight of this week as they have a line of new shows premiering this week over in the Federal Division as NITRO's new 6th network but the biggest premiere of this week comes from ICE's reboot variation of the popular 70s sitcom "Good Times" which was based on a black family living in the projects of Chicago struggling day-to-day to survive as a poor family. In this version ICE kept it in line with the rest of their Paramount Pretty Comedies by featuring their ICE Starlets instead of an all-back family as a bunch of young female teens and adults who struggle to make it on a fixed income in a Detroit housing project. The show is a replacement for their 2010 breakout hit Queen of Motown which got cancelled last year to be revived as this series here. Megan Fox stars in the show along with a bunch of other huge names. The network already has had success with another Norman Lear reboot "One Day at a Time" this fall and looks to continue that success with Bad Times. The show premieres on Thursday night.


MONDAY: ICE is live in Dallas on Monday taking their comedies on the road and for the first time this season the popular Tuesday night variety series Jem will air on ICE to close out the night before playoff baseball. Jaws and Joel Osmond move to Mondays with Baywatch to make room for The Popular Girls and to compete a little better for those shows. ROD also moves some shows around as their two teen half-hour dramas Edgemont and Drugs & Alcohol lead off along with Star Girl in front of Pill Popper Jane. Uniworks launches over in the Federal Division with a new slate programming.

TUESDAY: SBC's version of the worldwide music sensation NITRO group Diamond Girls are The Popular Girls and they will be moving from their popular late night Saturday editions over to primetime on Tuesdays starting this week and to make room for that move they have moved Jaws and Joel Osmond over to Mondays. The Popular Girls hope that this program can get some of those Diamond Girls viewers to watch but it is in a tough hour of programming as both Pretty Thieves and The LA are both formidable huge scoring ratings opponents so The Popular Girls will have their hands full on Tuesday night. Tough Chick leads off to start the night for SBC. ROD makes some aggressive moves as they put together a throwback teen/young adult block of nostalgia 90s/00s programming with Saved By the Bell, Australia Nights, and The LA all airing. American Juniors is the surprise of the year so far and the show will try to prove that last week's numbers aren't a fluke. Uniworks goes with another comedy lineup.

WEDNESDAY: ROD is going to try a very nasty maneuver in an attempt to stun the growth of American Juniors on TSN by placing a special edition of The Carpenters Hour Juniors which is nearing the end of its auditions for the season as those two will go head-to-head against each other. SBC is hoping the Juniors can provide a boost to the network debuts of their two struggling comedies Malibu Country and The Suite Life of Zack over on TSN. Speaking of SBC it's a huge night for comedy lineup as three of their comedies need strong ratings behind Miami's Friends. Cory & Shawn could be done after tonight if Topanga's guest appearence doesn't help and two new comedies Guys with Kids and Familial Happenings starts up. The series premiere of NBA Superstar debuts at 10pm against ICE's hit drama Chicago's Most Dangerous Bitch. ICE will be running a special Good Times retrospective program to help celebrate the show's 40th annviersary and debut of its reboot series Bad Times which premieres tomorrow night on the network. Uniworks goes with another lineup of comedies.

THURSDAY: The biggest premiere of the week goes to ICE's new sitcom Bad Times as this will be their first comedy premiere in two weeks since DJ Becky debuted to high ratings. Network's expectations are high on the Good Times reboot and Queen of Motown relaunch starring Megan Fox. Bad Times will be sandwiched in between NITRO's top block of the week the Must See TV lineup with double episodes. Over on ROD, Super Crews ends their audition as they now enter the duel stage. The two-night premiere of NBA Superstar continues at 10pm over on SBC and later in the night the premiere of Jennifer Lawrence's new porn series launches. Terry Fator returns to NITRO for the first time in 4 years on Uniworks in the debut of his new show.

FRIDAY: Bella Thorne's hit variety series the Groovy Variety Hour moves back to ICE after huge ratings on PINK the week before in that same slot. So far Bella hasn't had much competition from her rivals Zendaya and Sara Sampaio in that slot. Fridays have been a special night this season for both ROD and SBC since ICE isn't powerful on this night but SBC will have a real important week for Randy Taylor as this show has one last shot to get its ratings up over 40 million or its done. Step By Step will have to prove that its pilot ratings were not a flop. Guys with Kids will fit its way into this lineup at 10:30pm. Over in the Federal Division, Michaels & Leary makes its TSN debut at 9pm while Uniworks will relaunch their successful talent competition Tap Dancer leading off the night and one of their most anticipated dramas The Vampire Chronicles to end the night.

SATURDAY: Megan Fox week continues as she brings back NITRO's original and first sex special The Exotic Experience as it originally aired on Saturday November 7, 2009 from Detroit's Ford Field. That was only the 4th Saturday of the first NITRO season that year. The second one aired on Saturday October 16, 2010 overseas in London and hasn't aired since until this fall as it airs Saturday from Oakland, California so all of her specials have aired late on Saturday nights.  This is the second sex special air this year on ICE as the first one aired last week featuring Lyndsy Fonseca in Kansas City to record ratings of 76 million viewers. ICE is going with some changes in their lineup as Babs & Kay now airs in Sabs old midnight timeslot and Sabs airs at 2am right after Megan Fox's Exotic Sexual Experience is done, earlier in the night replacing Babs & Kya is Jaime. ICE is going to make more changes to their Saturday lineup to make room for New Girls in Town which is about to expand on Saturdays when the live competition starts up in early November. The Late Night SBC Hearttrobs Super HOT Show replaces The Popular Girls as it airs after Natty Ramos' first SBC show and sex show to air on the network. The Ashley Tisdale Music Show debuts at 8pm over on TSN.

SUNDAY: ROD is in the spotlight on this night as they debut a brand new full Sunday lineup to take advantage of their football lead-in as Eight Is Enough which did really well on Fridays to start the year is going to move over to Sundays, ROD had been testing this slot for a couple of weeks this season and made the final decision to move it. Australian Nights will air twice a week until Ashley Greene finds more new programming and a special airing of ROD's new hit daytime soap Ain't No Mountain High Enough battles ICE's Overnight Nurses for that soap audience. The Carpenters Hour will be in the Pacific Northwest specifically Vancouver on Sunday night on ICE.


NEXT WEEK (OCTOBER 14-20, 2013): Youth of Life makes a huge return on Thursday night as a star-studded cast of ICE Starlets fill out that show's cast and most notably this will be Michael Jackson's daughter Paris first regular project on the network since she first joined with ICE in the summer of 2012 so a lot of anticipation here. This is the last full non-sweeps week of the fall part of the season as sweeps will start the following week on Thursday October 24, 2013.