Monday (9/30/13) Daytime Ratings

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Popular punk band Paramore rocks Indianapolis on The Noon Show's new spin-off concert series. (Paramount Television)

This is the 16th day of the 2013-14 Television season on Monday September 30, 2013.

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ICE dominated Monday and both of their main talkers beat ROD as Hunter & Kacey lost to Sarah & Drew AM and Arielle Kebbel was able to beat Carrie Underwood who was under 20 million viewers for the first time while Arielle remained over 20 million viewers which helped boost their new spin-off concert series program which featured Paramore performing live from Indianapolis. ICE was fueled by live breaking coverage of Commissioner Cook's sentencing of Bella Thorne, Zendaya, and Cher Lloyd who all immediately went to jail Monday morning for the next 3 days.

Youthful Daydreamers continues to roll off of another successful conclusion Monday and their comedy block hung in there from last week not dropping too much.

ROD dropped with The Midday Show but the show was still over 15 million viewers which helped the huge soap premiere of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" this is a show that will get well sampled all week since it airs right behind The Midday Show. The Melissa Rycroft Show had a solid debut but did drop a bit and Sunset Beach remains a beast at 6pm.

SBC was not on the map at all as the competition crushed the network as Melissa Peterman's first day as Daytime President didn't go too well for her. Both soaps failed on them as they are going to need to hire a new Soap Coordinator to get that genre in shape. The talk shows did not compete at all as it looks like ICE and ROD audiences have already sucked the audiences away from SBC in those timeslots. The huge mistake that SBC made that they're going to have to live with until they get that part straightened out was replacing Sara Gilbert with Joyce DeWitt. Joyce has now lost some steam as a host thanks to viewers being more interesting in watching Jesse Williams, Sarah Drew, Hunter Hayes, and Kacey Musgraves now.

Melissa Peterman answered questions after the ratings were out and she said this, "ICE and ROD are kicking are asses right now and I'm not going to tolerate this bullshit, when Jennifer Aniston comes in I will be working with her to massively make some changes to this daytime lineup because it is hurting our primetime schedule as well. We're going to need to make a bold move and have a Carrie Underwood type impact on our schedule. I'm not going to get fired because we have weak programs on our network."

That fire from Melissa Peterman ended up becoming a hot topic outside of Zendaya and Cher's jail sentences the rest of the night for SBC fans all over the web. Some SBC fans have admitted that they don't watch SBC during the day because their programming sucks and they watch ICE and ROD because its better but they would love to watch SBC over those two shitty networks.

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Monday's pathetic ratings in daytime have SBC fans in an uproar as Melissa Peterman went on a rant after Monday's ratings were released for daytime at 7:30pm  She ranted about the network getting their asses whooped on her first official day as Daytime President. Melissa told reporters that she got screamed at by her boss Courteney Cox about how the daytime ratings continue to play a huge part in SBC's primetime ratings.

Fans were extremely pissed off too saying that SBC should be a lot more competitive with ICE and ROD in daytime. A lot of the SBC fans admitted that they watch the enemy's programming (ICE and ROD) during daytime because SBC's offerings suck so much.

G. Hannelius also never showed up on Sara Gilbert's talk show as she tweeted out to her fans that Sara's show is garbage and I would much rather be on either Carrie Underwood or Arielle Kebbel's show to explain my situation. A lot of G.'s fans aren't even SBC fans so they responded to her tweet by saying get the hell out of SBC while you can.

Jennifer Aniston who officially steps in as SBC's new CEO next Monday responded that I got a lot of work to do to catch up to Jessica Lowndes and Ashley Greene no doubt.


Here are the top 5 fan responses from Monday night:

Tesla (Baltimore, MD) - "I am so embarrassed to be a SBC fan right now we got Zendaya and Cher going to jail and now our daytime lineup didn't even show up."

Robert (London, ENG) - "I hate our daytime programs I always watch ROD most of the day, I hate watching the ICE whores so I watch ROD most of the day. Carrie Underwood is my baby I just love her."

Punky Prince (Minneapolis, MN) - "My favorite band Paramore performed on ICE today, do you actually think I was going to watch SBC at 1pm? FUCK NO!"

Phillip Tucker (Vancouver, BC) - "SBC actually tried to bring back Joyce DeWitt like anybody wanted to watch her old ass, I got stuck on Sarah & Jesse last week. I started out the season watching Joyce but now I'm watching Sarah & Drew and sometimes Hunter & Kacey depending on what guests they have."

Rachelle Tenne (Denver, CO) - "ICE and ROD have way better soap blocks, I love Youthful Daydreamers and Sunset Beach. I can't stand Paris and Fashion House those two soaps suck and their ratings are in the toilet. SBC I want you to do better DAMN'T!"

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Carrie Underwood (Variety Coordinator): DAMN I lost to Arielle Kebbel but at least were not having anywhere near the trouble SBC is having. HOLY SHIT!