TCC's 2012-13 Upfronts

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TCC's 2012-13 Upfronts

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Theodore Bush and Michael Lenz failed to do TCC's upfronts when their were CEO. Now I'm CEO and its time TCC showed what they're up to.

Perla Beltran: On Monday we have The Perfect Guy at 8pm, Broken Home at 10pm and Worst Boyfriend Ever at 10:30pm.

Cameron Diaz: That's right bitches. I'm here for the upfronts. You guys better be ready for another season of Cynthia. This season is gonna be even better than the last one

*Crowd cheers*

Cameron Diaz: Yeah! You better be excited. Tuesdays are gonna be epic. I'm Sane is on at 8pm and we're gonna kick off the new season of Cynthia with two back to back episodes starting at 9pm.

*Crowd goes nuts*

Cameron Diaz: Now before we announce the rest of the week. Theodore Bush's new band Noreen is gonna perform a couple new songs.

*Noreen plays "To Dominate" and "What a Surprise"*

Theodore Bush: Thank you. Thank you. We fucking rock. Thanks! Alright, my friend Kate Mara is going to tell you whats happening on Wednesday.

Kate Mara: Thanks Theo. You band is amazing. Wednesdays are going to be really great. Its also the first night of the new season that TCC is airing a new show. Bar Night!!! I even play in the show.

*Crowd cheers*

Kate Mara: At 8pm I Don't Wanna Leave is on. Then Rebels in Pittsburgh is on at 8:30pm.

*Crowd cheers*

Kate Mara: Oh! You guys like Rebels in Pittsburgh?

*Crowd cheers even louder*

Kate Mara: Well lucky you guys. Dwayne Johnson is gonna announce what else is on Wednesdays. Here you go Dwayne.

Dwayne Johnson: Hahaha! Thank you. I'm glad you guys all like the show. After Rebels in Pittsburgh, Bar Night is on.

*Crowd screams*

Dwayne Johnson: Yeah! And its on at 9:00pm. Then at 9:30 Terrace Clothing is on. Then American Pizza at 10:00. Then This House ends Wednesday off. Airing at 10:30pm.

*Carly Foulkes comes on the stage*

*Crowd cheers*

Carly Foulkes: Yeah, you guys are crazy. That's good. That's good. TCC has a great new season ahead for you. Thursdays are drama night. Thursdays are going to be incredible. The Folet Sword, On My Feet Again, and The Willows. No other network is topping that lineup. Am I right?

*Crowd scream, an audience member flashes the camera*

Carly Foulkes: Wow. Don't get to excited. Haha. The Folet Sword is on at 8pm, then On My Feet Again at 9pm, and The Willows is on at 10pm. Danny is going to come up now for Friday's lineup.

Danny DeVito: Yeah! Are we ready for this?

*Crowd chants yeah*

Danny DeVito: Okay. Friday is on ass raping night. My show Diaries of an Ass Rapist is continuing from the summer into the fall season.

*Crowd cheers*

Danny DeVito: But first off is Get Along at 8pm. Then I kick it off at 10pm with Diaries of an Ass Rapist. Then More Than Money is on at 11pm. Now we're gonna have a couple musical guests.

*North West plays "The Beautiful Artist's Demise" and "She Takes Out the Trash"*

*The Screaming Donuts play "Modern Society"*

*Danny DeVito raps "I'm Better Than You"*

*Danny and North West perform a cover of Queen's "Under Pressure"*

*Crowd cheers*

Danny DeVito: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Alright, back to the lineup. Angie you take Saturday.

Angelina Jolie: Thank you Danny. TCC is proud to present two new shows on Saturday. Baby Blues and Momma Don't Know. Saturday is an all out comedy night. Hello Simon is on at 8pm, then Living Life at 8:30pm, and Baby Blues at 9pm. Gwen, why don't you say what's next on Saturday?

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Gwen Stefani: I'd be happy to Angie. After Baby Blues, Truckers is on at 10pm. Then Momma Don't Know at 10:30pm and Millionaires at 11pm.

*Out comes the rest of No Doubt*

Gwen Stefani: Now we're gonna play Looking Hot!

*No Doubt performs "Looking Hot" and "Don't Speak"*

*Crowd is cheering loudly*

*Jennifer Aniston walks up*

Jennifer Aniston: Next is Sunday's lineup. At 7pm we have Will, Get a Job!. Then The Streets at 9pm. Next is the highly anticipated Sounders.

*Crowd cheers*

Kay Panabaker: Sounders is on at 9:30pm. After that is A Father & His Daughters at 10pm. And Depravity is going to end the night.

*Depravity plays "One Word" and "Strategy"

Fall Schedule

MONDAY (8-11 PM)
8:00 - The Perfect Guy (S02E01)
8:30 - TBA
9:00 - TBA
9:30 - TBA
10:00 - Broken Home (S02E01)
10:30 - Worst Boyfriend Ever (S02E01)

TUESDAY (8-11 PM)
8:00 - I'm Sane (S02E01)
9:00 - Cynthia (S02E01)
10:00 - Cynthia (S02E02)

WEDNESDAY (8-11 PM)
8:00 - I Don't Wanna Leave (S02E01)
8:30 - Rebels in Pittsburgh (S02E01)
9:00 - Bar Night (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE
9:30 - Terrace Clothing (S02E01)
10:00 - American Pizza (S02E01)
10:30 - This House (S02E01)

THURSDAY (8-11 PM)
8:00 - The Folet Sword (S01E01) (SERIES PREMIERE)
9:00 - On My Feet Again (S01E01) (SERIES PREMIERE)
10:00 - The Willows (S02E01)

FRIDAY (8-12 PM)
8:00 - Get Along (S02E01)
8:30 - TBA
9:00 - TBA
10:00 - Diaries of an Ass Rapist (S01E08)
10:30 - Diaries of an Ass Rapist (S01E09)
11:00 - More Than Money (S02E01)
11:30 - TBA

SATURDAY (8-12 PM)
8:00 - Hello Simon (S02E01)
8:30 - Living Life (S02E01)
9:00 - Baby Blues (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE
10:00 - Truckers (S02E01)
10:30 - Momma Don't Know (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE
11:00 - Millionaires (S02E01)

SUNDAY (7-11 PM)
7:00 - Will, Get a Job! (S02E01)
7:30 - TBA
8:00 - TBA
8:30 - TBA
9:00 - The Streets (S02E01)
9:30 - Sounders (S0E01) SERIES PREMIERE
10:00 - A Father & His Daughters (S02E01)
10:30 - TBA




UPDATED FALL SCHEDULE

MONDAY (8-11 PM)
8:00 - The Perfect Guy (S02E01)
8:30 - Gone Away (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE
9:00 - Worst Boyfriend Ever (S02E01)
9:30 - It's About Me (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE
10:00 - Broken Home (S02E01)
10:30 - Old Friends (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE

TUESDAY (8-11 PM)
8:00 - I'm Sane (S02E01)
9:00 - Cynthia (S02E01)
10:00 - Cynthia (S02E02)

WEDNESDAY (8-11 PM)
8:00 - I Don't Wanna Leave (S02E01)
8:30 - Rebels in Pittsburgh (S02E01)
9:00 - Bar Night (S01E01) (SERIES PREMIERE)
9:30 - Terrace Clothing (S02E01)
10:00 - American Pizza (S02E01)
10:30 - This House (S02E01)

THURSDAY (8-11 PM)
8:00 - The Folet Sword (S01E01) (SERIES PREMIERE)
9:00 - On My Feet Again (S01E01) (SERIES PREMIERE)
10:00 - The Willows (S02E01)

FRIDAY (8-12 PM)
8:00 - Ted Versus Carly (S01E01) (SERIES PREMIERE)
8:30 - TCC Live (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE
9:00 - Get Along (S02E01)
10:00 - Diaries of an Ass Rapist (S01E08)
10:30 - Diaries of an Ass Rapist (S01E09)
11:00 - More Than Money (S02E01)
11:30 - Will, Get a Job! (S02E01)

SATURDAY (8-12 PM)
8:00 - Hello Simon (S02E01)
8:30 - Living Life (S02E01)
9:00 - Baby Blues (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE
10:00 - Truckers (S02E01)
10:30 - Momma Don't Know (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE
11:00 - Millionaires (S02E01)

SUNDAY (7-11 PM)
7:00 - Portland (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE
8:00 - 15 Summer Ago (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE
9:00 - Sounders (S0E01) SERIES PREMIERE
9:30 - A Father & His Daughters (S02E01)
10:00 - The Streets (S02E01)
10:30 - The Azurite Girls (S01E01) SERIES PREMIERE

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Danny DeVito on Fridays will make that an extremely competitive night come this fall.

I can't wait to see where ICE puts Janit O'Day, hopefully it stays on Tuesdays to go against Cynthia.

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Pat Devine (CEO): WOW! What a fail of a fall upcoming for TCC, the only thing that works on here is Sounders on Sundays. You guys committed suicide by putting Danny DeVito on Fridays we'll make sure you pay for that move.

Kevin Smart (President): Well we're not going to lose any sleep over losing first place. HA!

Tiffany Giardina: It'll be real funny if Janit O'Day goes against Cynthia again, we own that damn show.

Kelsi Baldwin: We sure do!

Tracy Kimmell: This schedule was brutally bad.

Tristan Wilds: So was the Upfront presentation I fell asleep during it.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Pat, you better shut your fucking mouth. TCC has a great lineup and you know it. You stupid jealous fuck.

Perla Beltran: Don't be a bitch Kevin. You guys sucks dick! You won't be first this year.

Cameron Diaz: Cynthia beats Janit O'Gay anytime. And with all the hype for the second season of Cynthia, Janit O'Gay is going to get owned.

Danny DeVito: I'm gonna be awesome on Fridays. So suck it Pat!

[BlueLick]

Pat Devine (CEO): More like a failure of a lineup, Jennifer you can't even help TCC's ratings problems. More like a failure on Fridays.

Kevin Smart (President): We'll be in first easily nobody has stepped up to the plate yet and given us a challenge.

Minka Kelly: Like hype is supposed to equal ratings or some shit, that's all Cynthia is hype, Janit O'Day is the real deal.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt: TCC doesn't have rating problems you stupid bitch! But I'm gonna help improve them from what they were last year. And your bitch studio is going down this year. NITRO viewers are sick of ICE's bullshit. They want the real deal. They want TCC!!!

Charlie Day: Kevin you better wipe that smug look off your face before I beat you. You being a cocky bitch. Its gonna be funny when ICE gets fucked in the ratings and TCC rules over everyone else.

Cameron Diaz: Cynthia has lots of hype because its such a great show. Now that the first season is done and Cynthia is still gaining viewers this is Cynthia's year. Cynthia is gonna destroy Janit O'Gay. ICE sucks!!!

[BlueLick]

Pat Devine (CEO): Losing to SBC during the first round of the playoffs doesn't equal ratings problems? Yeah whatever bitch! We're not going down we're staying up and our numbers this summer for these news specials prove otherwise.

Kevin Smart (President): You aint gonna do shit Charlie you little gay boy. Well I guess your gonna waiting forever to laugh b/c that will never happen, not on my watch while I'm president of this damn network.

Minka Kelly: No it gets a lot of hype b/c you bitches promote it every goddamn second. That will never happen you should just wish that Janit O'Day doesn't get scheduled against Cynthia again.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Losing to SBC in the first round was because Theodore Bush was being a fucking douche bag. This year shit like that is NOT gonna happen. I have hired new writers for certain shows and I have a great line up set up for the season. ICE is going down this year. This is the year when everyone realizes that all ICE is is drugs, whores, and drama. ICE is fake shit. TCC keeps it real!

Charlie Day: I'm gonna rip your nutsack off if you call my gay once more Kevin! I'm married to a hot woman you fucking dumb ass! I won't be waiting to laugh forever because TCC is gonna kick ICE's ass. Your network is damned, its damned this season!

Cameron Diaz: ICE is the bitch studio always causing stupid drama with their damn actors. Cynthia is a fucking good show, that's why it gets so much fucking hype. Obviously your an ICE bitch so you can't understand that.

[BlueLick]

Pat Devine (CEO): So let's blame it on Teddy now, well look if you've learned anything from me while you were here you wouldn't let that happen again. Don't let me fucking down Jennifers the Love Hewitt.

Kevin Smart (President): I'll RIP YOUR BALLS OFF YOU gay prick. Anybody can have a hot woman, doesn't mean you're not a closet faggot. What have you done that's relevant to NITRO. At least Danny DeVito is getting high ratings what the fuck are you getting?

Minka Kelly: At least we don't let douchebags run our studio. *COUGH* Theodore Bush *COUGH* and I need to know the drugs you're smoking b/c it obviously tells you false shit like Cynthia being a good show when its not, its just a propaganda machine like Bill O'Reilly.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt: How could I let you down Pat? I'm not trying to impress you, you stupid fat bitch! I'll run TCC the way I want, and you won't do shit about it. I won't make the same mistakes Teddy made.

Charlie Day: We have sex all the time, I'm not gay! I'm in American Pizza you dumb shit. That show is slowly getting higher and higher in the ratings. By the end of this season American Pizza is gonna get huge numbers.

Cameron Diaz: Dammit Minka!!! I don't do any drugs. None! I'm not an junkie like most of the bitches in your damn studio.

Theodore Bush: I'm not a douchebag you ugly no talent bitch. Don't say shit like that. I'll make you pay for it.