Battle of the Network Stars Results (7/16/12)

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MONDAY JULY 16, 2012

at Stade de France in Saint-Denis, France

DISTRIBUTOR(S): Paramount Television, EA Sports, ICE's Wide World of Sports, DV Sports
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Steve Walters
GAME TIME: 6:10 p.m. EST/3:10 p.m. PST
GAME WEATHER: 66 °F (19 °C), sunny
GAME ATTENDANCE: 81,728
HEAD REFEREE: Gary Senise (Senior Lieutenant)
TV HOSTS (TCC): Joey Lawrence, Robin Thicke
TV ANNOUNCERS (TCC): Eddie Money (play-by-play), Charles Barkley (color analyst)
EXTRA COMMENTATORS (TCC): Jenn Sterger, Sara Carbonero, Jerry Rice, Vince Vaughn
SIDELINE REPORTERS (TCC): Shelley Hennig, Jessica Parker Kennedy, Elisabetta Canalis, Jill Guill
STUDIO CREW (TCC): Michael Steger, Michael B. Jordan, Denise Richards, Mike Ditka, Howie Long


COACHES, CAPTAINS, & RECORDS

MOST VALUABLE PLAYER OF THE DAY: Aisha Williams (ROD)
SUPPORTING PLAYER OF THE DAY: Jenny Sense (ROD)
COACHING JOB OF THE DAY: Scott Baio (ROD)
ROOKIE OF THE DAY: Harriet Stanford (DV)
FOOTBALL MVP: Aisha Williams (ROD)

CHASE FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS
1.) Team ICE
2.) Team ROD
3.) Team TCC
4.) Team DV
5.) Team SBC
6.) Team UNO



1.) Team ROD Los Angeles - 19 wins (19-0), 19 events, (2-1 in football) [Scott Baio, ROD]

Head Coach: Scott Baio
Assistant Coach #1: Charlie Sheen
Assistant Coach #2: Christy Hemme
Assistant Coach #3: Bruce Willis
Assistant Coach #4: Mark Wahlberg
Assistant Coach #5: Eric Balfour
Team Captain: Shia LaBeouf
Asst. Captain #1: Aisha Williams
Asst. Captain #2: Jenny Sense

2.) Team DV New York - 12 wins (12-7), 19 events, (2-1 in football) [Katy Perry, DV]

Head Coach: Katy Perry
Assistant Coach #1: Leighton Meester
Assistant Coach #2: Andrew Garfield
Team Captain: Ashley Benson

3.) Team TCC San Jose - 10 wins (10-9), 19 events, (2-1 in football) [Will Farrell, TCC]

Head Coach: Will Ferrell
Assistant Coach #1: Rob Schneider
Assistant Coach #2: Klaus Meine
Assistant Coach #3: Jamie Foxx
Assistant Coach #4: Ben Stiller
Assistant Coach #5: Jack Black
Team Captain: Chris Hemsworth
Assistant Captain #1: Christopher Masterson
Assistant Captain #2: Channing Tatum

4.) Team SBC Paris - 7 wins (7-13), 20 events, (1-2 in football) [Mario Lopez, SBC]

Head Coach: Mario Lopez
Assistant Coach: Debby Ryan
Assistant Coach: Courteney Cox
Team Captain: Alexa Chung

5.) Team UNO Chicago - 4 wins (4-16), 20 events (0-2 in football) [Jack Davenport, UNO]

Head Coach: Jack Davenport
Assistant Coach #1: Henry Ian Cusick
Assistant Coach #2: Elizabeth Mitchell
Team Captain: Joel McHale

Team ICE Toronto - 0 wins (0-0), 0 events, (2-0 in football) [Jessica Lowndes, ICE]

Head Coach: Jessica Lowndes
Assistant Coach #1: Tristan Wilds
Assistant Coach #2: Penn Badgley
Assistant Coach #3: Shanae Grimes
Assistant Coach #4: Alexandra Chando
Assistant Coach #5: Nina Dobrev
Team Captain: Allison Shields
Asst. Captain #1: Tracy Kimmell
Asst. Captain #2: Shailene Woodley
Team Ambassador: Lori Loughlin

[BlueLick]

Jessica Lowndes: Look at how ROD tries to run BOTNS when were not around.

Allison Shields: Aisha you're fucking pathetic, you had to wait for us to not be in BOTNS to win MVP.

Kya Summers: BOTNS was straight up boring without us there.

Tristan Wilds: Look at Team SBC's pathetic ass.

Tyson Carter: What was even more pathetic was how Team TCC lost to Team DV which has a horrible ass team.

Paris Jackson: Mila Kunis went from a winning organization to a losing one like UNO.

[rodshooter]

Scott Baio (President): First of all bitch you guys weren't dominating so don't try to act like there wasn't a chance we could beat you bastards.

Aisha Williams: So the fuck what? I still won that's all that matters. Now you bitches are jealous because I won MVP and I still have a job.